Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Dear Next Boyfriend,

sigh.

How I "sell myself" on in my online dating profile:

Three words that accurately describe you:

"Part hill-folk, satirical, and un-foppish"

First thing people usually notice about you?

"Long hair?"

You're really good at:

"Special Voices"

You spend a lot of time thinking about...

"Outer space..... but not like, scientifically..."

sigh

I really should be nicer to you.

Love,
Tori

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