Thursday, December 18, 2008

Dear Next Boyfriend (Holiday Edition)


DNB,

From a recent email I sent:

"good luck with the holiday bullshit slam. the only thing i like is a) snow because that means b) awesome hats and scarves and c) layering like an old russian woman which always makes me feel like d) i'm playing the "end of days" game which is e) fun.

I didn't get you a gift.

Love,
Tori

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